Hailey Baldwin forced Justin Bieber to get rid of his lame Selena Gomez tattoo, or at least obscure the damn thing, a new report indicates.

Not only that, dude actually complied with her demand!

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If fans were worried about Justin and Selena getting back together for the 100th time, it appears that ship has sailed for good at last.

Justin, as fans may already know, recently sat down with GQ for a video in which he went over all of his tattoos and what they mean.

We won't make you sit through that here. In short:

1. Dude is every bit the douche he appears;
2. He tried to cover that Selena tattoo up!

Apparently that didn’t work, so Bieber had the face shaded in to make it not look like the pop star whose virginity he took years ago.

Why go to such lengths to alter the thing?

Rumor has it that Hailey Baldwin pressured Justin to rid himself of the ink, given that there's zero love lost between Hailey and Selena.

Seeing a daily reminder of Justin’s former girlfriend on his arm while he's naked and on top of you is probably pretty awkward, for sure.

Still, Hailey Baldwin seems to be selective with her jealousy. She doesn’t seem to mind the endless stream of hot models Justin dates.

Only mementos of Selena Gomez, oddly.

So much speculation about Justin Bieber, so little time. All we can say for sure at this moment in human history are these three takeaways:

1. Tattoos, like Jelena, are not forever;
2. Selena is banging Austin Swift or breaking up Brad Pitt's marriage depending on what you read, so odds are she doesn't GAF.
3. Hailey looks like this, so one can kind of understand why Bieber would literally shade Selena if Baldwin gave him a directive.

Just saying ...

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Selena Gomez wants a baby, but she doesn't want a man.

However, she does need some sperm to make said baby and she wants it to come from Niall Horan, according to Inquisitr.

Reports surfaced in early December of the two hanging out, and making out, but apparently Selena was just sussing him out to determine if he's biological dad material.

Selena denied any romantic involvement between the two, claiming that they were just friends.

"Oh my god. No," she said when asked if they were an item. "I love him, I always have. He's amazing."

Did you hear that? She called him "amazing."

Clearly, that translates to "I want my baby to have your DNA! (But not necessarily your love and emotional support.)"

The site reports that Selena is jumping on the trend of women turning to in-vitro fertilization to have babies without the complication of a pesky relationship.

“Selena knows with her celebrity and past relationships that it will be hard to lock down a man," a source told HollywoodLife. "There is just too much that goes with it."

"The paparazzi, the constant travel and distance with careers and everything in between that causes a struggle," continued the source. "Regardless of how her future relationships go, she will be a mother. She would love that experience more than anything.” 

Right. And at the ripe old age of 23, she'd better hop to it and give Niall a cup.

We can't imagine this story has any merit whatsoever, but we don't deny that a Selena-Niall baby would be cute as a button.

Fans often get nostalgic for old celebrity relationships, and the romance between Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber is one they just won't let die.

Selena Gomez has told the media many times that she is DONE with ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber, but why should we believe her?

Especially when her Instagram behavior kinda hints that she may be missing him. 

The "Same Old Love" singer recently "liked" a old video a fan posted that showed her and Justin back when they were still dating.

In it, the two are seen talking to Simon Cowell, and Justin promises the American Idol judge that he'll "look after her."

Awww.

Little did we know at the time, it was Justin who needed looking after. But we don't know if anyone would've wanted that job.

But while Selena may be enjoying her trip down memory lane, recent reports say she sees a baby in her future - with Niall Horan.

Before you get excited about a new couple alert, word is she only wants his seed.

Selena doesn't have time to bother with messy relationships anymore, but she does want to have a baby at the ripe age of 23, and apparently she thinks Niall has some worthy DNA.

We don't know if he's actually sat down with a laptop and a cup yet, but we'll keep you posted.

Selena Gomez has had ENOUGH. 

She is tired of everybody turning every little thing she does into some kind of drama with her ex-bf Justin Bieber.

She's so over it, in fact, that she might quit Instagram.

And it's all because of you. And me. Us - the fans. Because we won't STFU.

Her threat stems from the latest Jelena Insta-drama that had fans freaking out over Selena singing along to the Lil Wayne song "Single."

"I sure did go through that motherf**ker's sh*t - I'm single!" Selena chants, having a bit of fun.

Fans instantly accused her of throwing shade at Justin, because clearly every damn thing she does must contain some kind of subtle reference to her ex. 

Well, Selena ain't having it. 

When the comments started pouring in, Selena left a couple of her own - in ALL CAPS nonetheless.

"THATS A JOKE. I WAS SINGING BACK TO LIL WAYNE. MY LIFE ISN'T ABOUT MY EX," she shot back.

And then came the bomb:

"I want to delete my Instagram. There's no drama. Everyone else creates drama. Including this post."

Obviously, Selena is "so sick of that same old love" and just wants everyone to move on, already.

Earlier this week, she liked a throwback video a fan posted of her and Justin together back in the day. Naturally, we all assumed the simple tap on her phone meant she was waxing nostalgic about her ex. 

But it's all super silly, because everbody knows the real truth. Selena is actually breaking up Angelina Jolie's marriage by having a torrid affair with Brad Pitt.

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez "Hands to Myself" Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

Selena Gomez's "worst nightmare" is about to come true if Justin Bieber really got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant, a new report indicates.

If you missed it, the Internet is on fire with reports that Justin Bieber got Kourtney Kardashian pregnant during one of their sex romps.

While that rumor remains dubious at best - it came from Life & Style, after all, and neither party has confirmed it - we've heard worse.

After all, it's not the first time Bieber has been linked to Kourtney (we all remember the car sex photo and Lord Disick shade) of late.

Nor is it unreasonable to believe that Selena Gomez, Biebs' longtime lover, would flip her s--t at the mere possibility of this love child.

The “Good for You” singer will be “truly devastated” when she finally hears the news, says a source close to the burgeoning pop star.

“[Selena] would flip out if Kourtney was having Justin’s baby. She was furious when Justin and Kourtney hooked up the first time."

This, though, "would be truly devastating for her," given the fact that Selena personally "wanted to have Justin’s baby years ago.”

Wow. How insane is that.

The heart wants what it wants, we suppose (see what we did there!?) and apparently hers still wants that douche Justin Bieber.

Not that it's ever easy when your ex moves on, but when it's with another celeb and all over the tabloids - and there's a baby?!

Supposedly. Again, it has not been confirmed, but given Justin and Kourtney's history of hookups, well, crazier things have happened.

“Kourtney’s already admitted to friends that she and Justin have been intimate, and she hasn’t been with Scott in a longtime," says an insider.

"So the math is pretty clear. It would have to be a Bieber baby."

You hear that? It’s the sound of Beliebers’ hearts breaking ... and Selena readying her next melancholy Instagram quote as we speak.

Is Charlie Puth going to bat for Selena Gomez? 

Something odd is going on, because the up-and-coming pop singer randomly shouted "F**k you, Justin Bieber!" during a concert Friday night in Dallas.

But it gets better.

Charlie delivered this odd directive while performing "We Don't Talk Anymore," a track that features Selena.

The songstress was not present during the concert, but you gotta wonder why Charlie chose that moment to attack the Biebs.

Maybe something romantic has developed between the two. Or maybe Selena spilled some unfavorable dirt to her collaborator about her ex. Or perhaps the former YouTube star just thinks the Biebs is a big ol' d-bag. He's certainly not the first.

Whatever the case, Charlie seems to be confused about his feelings, because he released a series of tweets apologizing on Saturday morning - but then deleted them.

The tweets included:

• "What I said at the concert last night about Justin was meant to be a joke."
• "However the way it was said mid song did not sound like one."
• “I am a massive @JustinBieber fan and I have nothing but great things to say about him and his music always.” 
• “Please find it in your heart to forgive me and know that this is coming from a real place. I am not a mean person.”
• “I am very sorry if I offended anyone, and mostly to Justin.”
• “His work is inspiring. I would never intentionally or publicly bash him.” 

Sounds like a valid apology. So why'd he change his mind?

One can only guess.

Back in September, after Selena posted a photo of herself with Charlie, fans speculated on a possible romance between the two, but she insisted they were just friends.

If you can't recall where you've seen Charlie before, it may have been during last year's AMAs when he made out with Meghan Trainor on stage after they performed their hit song, "Marvin Gaye."

Check out Charlie's diss to Justin below.

Kendall Jenner may often pose nearly naked for all the world to see on Instagram.

But one very reliable source says this 20-year old model gets all the way naked for a certain someone.

For whom?!? That's the question, folks!

During an interview with the United Kingdom radio station Capital FM (which airs Monday night), Gomez came right out and said that Taylor Swift has a boyfriend.

Which we knew, of course. He's a famous DJ named Calvin Harris and he's very handsome.

But Gomez also confirmed that both Jenner and Gigi Hadid are spoken for, telling host Roman Kemp:

"Taylor is not single, Gigi is not single, neither is Kendall. I am the only single one!"

Hmmm.... interesting.

Jenner was most recently linked to Harry Styles, having spent New Year's with the British artist in the Caribbean; shortly afterward, sister Khloé Kardashian revealed that Jenner and Styles were "dating."

The model and the singer have not been photographed together since, however, while Jenner has been busy traveling for Fashion Week jobs.

All has remained mostly quiet in Kendall's love life since, although a seemingly hilarious rumor cropped up last week that alleged Kendall could be dating Chris Brown.

Might that not be so funny after all?

Might Jenner actually be knocking proverbial boots with the star who knocked Rihanna around a few years ago?

Gomez did not elaborate. So we can only take some wild guesses here at The Hollywood Gossip.

And we can only pray, for Kendall's sake, that Brown is not her mystery boyfriend. That guy sucks!!!

View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown

Anyone who thought Selena Gomez would simply fall apart without Justin Bieber, please stand up.

Okay. Thank you. Now sit back down... and hang your head in shame.

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez Instagram Photos

Because not only is Selena's career red hot at the moment, but the singer has proven that her popularity was clearly not tied to her famous ex-boyfriend.

Need proof of this statement? This says it all:

Selena Gomez is now the most popular person on all of Instagram.

The “Can’t Keep My Hands to Myself” crooner has amassed 69.4 million followers as of this writing, a massive figure that helped her secure the title of Most Followed from best friend Taylor Swift (a measly 69.2 million).

Rounding out the top five are the following well-known stars:

• Kim Kardashian (63.7 million followers).
• Beyoncé (63 million followers).
• Justin Bieber (61.6 million).

Indeed, by this metric Selena is now most popular than Bieber.

Did anyone see that coming?

Gomez’s Instagram page is a fun mix of picture that feature the A-Listers spending time with friends... strolling through the streets in expensive outfits... rocking out on stage... and throwing it back to her younger days.

There's even a snapshot of her and Brad Pitt just sitting and chilling that you can find in the above photo gallery.

This, of course, may be a temporary honor for Selena.

Swift is right on her Instagram heels and we're just one more Kim Kardashian nude photo away from that former sex tape star sky-rocketing back up the chart.

But Gomez ought to still take an enormous amount of pride from the fact that she's single, ready to mingle and also ready to laugh in the face of anyone who thought she was simply Justin Bieber's Girlfriend.

Call it a case of PTS-Biebs.

Awful puns aside, it seems Selena Gomez was genuinely emotionally traumatized by her many breakups with Justin Bieber - so much so that she now finds it difficult to enter into new relationships.

“Selena has seen some writing on the wall that her having a relationship in the future is going to be very, very hard," a source close to the singer tells Hollywood Life.

"She has joked so much to friends that she is going to be single forever that some friends are actually believing it.”

Selena dated Zedd for a short time after her relationship with Bieber came to a close.

That was followed by rumors that she was dating Niall Horan, but a relationship with the One Direction singer never materialized.

The insider says it's no accident that Selena's relationships never quite get off the ground:

“She is very apprehensive in trying something new or being set up because she believes it is doomed to fail from the start for a plethora of reasons.

"She covers those emotions up though by always working, she now wants to be continuously busy whether it is with her tour or doing films. It gives her an excuse to not stress on meeting a guy."

Fortunately, there is hope.

The source says Selena has been inspired by her friend Taylor Swift's relationship with Calvin Harris, and she's starting to feel that if they can find happiness, maybe there's hope for her post-Bieber love life after all.

What's the difference between Selena Gomez and Kim Kardashian?

What about between Selena Gomez and Kendall Jenner?

The answer may be obvious, but Gomez has gone ahead and emphasized it with her response to her latest social media accomplishment.

Earlier this week, the singer proved that her popularity is not connected to ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber, shooting past Taylor Swift and becoming the most followed person on all of Instagram.

If you'll recall, Kardashian and Jenner celebrated various Instagram follower milestones of their own over the past year with semi-naked pictures because that's pretty much how they garnered so many fans in the first place.

But not Selena.

She always keep her clothing on and, as evidenced by her reaction to this exciting news, she also keeps her head screwed on very straight.

"Yo just know that I'm fully aware having the ‘most' of anything isn't what's important," Gomez Tweeted, adding by way of explanation:

“It's how you use your platform. [Not] how big it is."

How perfectly awesome of a response is that?!?

Gomez has become the first celebrity to reach 70 million followers and she's done it by remaining fully dressed at all times. What a crazy concept, right?!?

Swift, Bieber, Kardashian and Beyonce are not very far behind, but we're rooting for Selena to hold on to this distinction for as long as she can.

We love her selfies. We love the photos of her and her famous friends. And, most of all, we love her attitude.

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez Instagram Photos

Oh, Justin Bieber.

Why are you doing this to us?!?

On Saturday afternoon, the singer stunned Instagram followers by sharing a very intimate photo of himself and Selena Gomez.

The picture is years old and it depicts Gomez wrapping her arms around her then-boyfriend.

Bieber did not include a caption along with the image at first, but he then added the word "feels" after it received over 350,000 Likes in just 15 minutes.

Will Bieber always have ALL THE FEELS for his ex-girlfriend?

We're sure he will. The artist has been open about his ongoing love for Selena.

But is he trying to say something else about the pair's future via this intimate photo?

Neither Bieber nor Gomez has offered up any hints in the recent past that a romantic reconciliation is in the cards.

Gomez, in fact, has gone out of her way to tell various publications that she has no interest in revisiting her relationship with Bieber.

"What I would love to be printed is that I am so beyond done with talking about that, and him," she told Rolling Stone earlier this year.

Before that interview, Gomez told Instyle UK:

"I'm just tired of talking about it. I never intended for my life to become a tabloid story."

But Bieber evidently isn't on the same page.

He also shared an intimate throwback photo of him and Selena in December, reminding fans of an August 2014 snapshot of him and his fellow singer.

Do you want to see Bieber get back together with Gomez? Do you think Justin is implying this is still possible?

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS, BELIEBERS??!?!?!!?

We can't even count how many times Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up and gotten back together. In fact, we doubt either of them could put a number on it.

Selena put up with Justin at his worst, and for years she seemed unable to move on from what was clearly an unhealthy relationship. Now it seems she may be gearing up to repeat the same mistakes all over again.

“[Justin and Selena] have been texting and talking. It has all been initiated by Justin,” an insider tells Hollywood Life.

“He likes going back to the well to keep her in his life. He doesn’t like it when she is about to move on and he has a sixth sense when that is happening; he keeps stringing her along.

“And she just can’t get over him. It is like an addiction between the two. But at the end of the day, Justin is still going to hang with other women. It won’t lead them to be in a relationship again, just more and more games.”

Yes, Bieber has been spending a lot of time with Hailey Baldwin recently, though it's unknown if they're in an official relationship - and even if they are, it's not like Justin is huge on fidelity.

Just yesterday, Justin shared an intimate throwback photo of Selena, and several sources claim he's invited her to attend one of his concerts multiple times in recent weeks.

Fortunately, it looks like Selena has yet to take the bait.

Are you ready for Jelena version 2.0?

Or would that be Jelena version 79.0? It's so hard to keep track these days.

As the entire free world knows by now, Justin Bieber took to Instagram over the weekend and shared a photo from 2011 with his millions of followers.

But it wasn't just any old throwback photo.

It was a photo of Bieber kissing ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez and it even included a one-word caption that REALLY got fans buzzing: feels.

As in... I still have all the feels for the love of my life?

How else did Justin think folks were going to interpret this gesture?

As for how Selena herself interpreted the gesture?

As captured in the screen shot below, it certainly appears as if the singer chimed in alongside the over 2.7 million Likes and thousands of other comments with her own take on Bieber's flashback photo:

Perfect, huh, Selena?

Justin told GQ recently that he and Gomez are “cordial” with each other, although they don’t talk much.

He's been in rumored relationships or flings of late with both Hailey Baldwin and Kourtney Kardashian.

But it's clear Gomez will always hold a special place in his heart... and it's clear Gomez feels a similar way, no matter what she has said for public record.

"I honestly am so done [talking about Bieber]," Selena told W Magazine last month. "I care about his health and well-being. But I can’t do it anymore."

Not unless he throws it back to a happier period in the couple's relationship and makes it evident that he still feels a lot for her, that is.

In that case, Gomez can't help but respond.

Then again: Can you blame her?

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Chris Brown has apparently seen the error of his ways, and wants to warn youngsters about missing out on true love.

Justin Bieber recently shared a throwback photo of happier times with Selena Gomez, on which she commented (from her verified account) "Perfect."

Whaaaat. 

Everyone's jumping to conclusions and wants a reunion to happen.  Even Chris Brown is offering sage advice to Bieber on how to win back the love of his life.

“Chris is sitting back, looking at Justin’s antics and shaking his head," a source reportedly told Hollywood Life.

"For starters, Justin is acting like a younger Chris. Arrogant, womanizing, breaking hearts and acting like his sh** don’t stink. Chris wants JB to know that ain’t cool and that he’d better stop juggling these girls like he’s at a circus before he loses the love of his life.”

Totes.

“Chris had to learn the hard way and he only wishes he never played Rihanna or Karrueche like he did. It’s obvious to Chris that Biebs and Selena belong together, and he only hopes JB realizes that before she walks out of his life forever."

It's not confirmed whether or not Gomez went to Bieber's LA concert on March 21st, but eye witnesses inside the venue did see his hook-up buddy, Hailey Baldwin.

“[Justin] has 100% invited [Selena] and wants her to attend his show,” Hollywood Life claimed days before the concert.

She was probably busy washing her hair/rearranging her sock drawer/watching Netflix.

It remains unclear whether or not Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will ever get back together.

But this much is certain: both stars had themselves a blast over the weekend!

First, as previously documented, Bieber got drunk (sorry, "maybe drunk," according to the singer himself) and rambled on for awhile to a crowd gathered at a nightclub in Los Angeles.

Second, as depicted below, Selena apparently got nice and inebriated herself while hanging out at a bar in Fort Worth, Texas.

According to onlookers, Gomez had a few drinks of tequila (which is totally nice and legal; she is over 21 and everything) prior to jumping up on a bar and dancing to Rihanna's "Work."

Why was Gomez even on hand at the establishment?

She was celebrating an engagement party for her cousin, Priscilla DeLeon.

Selena even posted an Instagram photo of herself embracing her cousin over the weekend, with the latter wearing a large engagement ring.

Gomez will also serve as the maid of honor at her relative’s upcoming wedding.

Below, however, she's having a lot of fun after her server poured her a bunch of drinks.

SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Since they're working a new song together, it's only natural that some would assume romance has blossomed.

Whether or not they have is anyone's guess...unless you're a "source" for OK! Magazine.

Selena Gomez, 23 and Wiz Khalifa are working on a new song together, and friends allege that the two have been "fooling around in between sessions."

This does not please Khalifa's ex-wife, Amber Rose.

“Selena is playing with fire, not just with Amber but also because Wiz is a terrible influence," said source helpfully pointed out.

“Selena’s health is still in no condition to deal with partying —she needs rest and as little exposure to booze and drugs as possible— there’s no chance of that if she’s hanging out with Wiz.”

Gomez was diagnosed with Lupus in 2011, and took a break from the spotlight in 2013 to focus on her health.  She is currently in remission.

Tabloids claimed that Gomez went to rehab, but last October Gomez told Billboard Magazine that she had to undergo chemo for her illness.

"That's what my break was really about," Gomez explained.  "I could've had a stroke."

"I wanted so badly to say, 'You guys have no idea. I'm in chemotherapy. You're assholes,'" she recalled.

"I locked myself away until I was confident and comfortable again."

Over the weekend, Gomez celebrated her cousin, Priscilla DeLeon's engagement at a Texas watering hole.  The singer was filmed knocking back tequila and dancing on the bar to Rihanna's "Work."

Justin Bieber got people talking last week when he posted a years-old photo of him kissing Selena Gomez.

But forget the past, folks. There's plenty in the present for Jelena supporters to buzz over.

With renewed chatter regarding a romantic reconciliation making the Internet rounds, Gomez was spotted in the crowd at Bieber’s Los Angeles concert inside Staples Center on Wednesday night.

Moreover, the 22-year old artist was standing very close to the stage, in the sound mixing area of the arena.

Someone pretty special must have provided Gomez with such a seat, huh?

Multiple fans in attendance snapped photos of Selena in attendance and shared the intriguing images on Instagram. To wit:

Just days before this sighting, Bieber threw it back to 2011 on social media, posting a picture of him smooching Selena on the lips and writing "Feels" as a caption.

Gomez quickly responded to the photo with the word "perfect."

There's no way of knowing for sure what any of this means for the future of Justin and Selena as a couple.

But there's also no way they weren't aware of how these images and comments would start the rumor mill churning once again.

The stars, of course, dated on and off for many years before finally calling it quits in 2014.

At various times, each has made it clear that the other holds a unique place in his or her heart, but Selena also told W Magazine last month that she is "so done" talking about her ex-boyfriend.

Might she have simply meant that she doesn't want to talk about Bieber because she just wants to ride Bieber all night long?

It's starting to seem that way again, isn't it?

We know, we know, you've heard this headline before. Like, a million times, right? 

Because Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez is that couple that everyone wants to see resurrected since they were just so darn cute together as innocent teenage up-and-coming pop stars and CAN'T YOU SEE THEY JUST BELONG TOGETHER, DAMMIT!

So the tabloids keep teasing a reconciliation, because it's what everyone wants. Even more than tacos.

But this time we actually have reason to believe that it could be a real possibility. Hear us out.

As we reported earlier, Selena attended her ex's concert last night in Los Angeles. Okay, okay, that doesn't prove anything. Maybe she just really likes to hear him sing "Sorry."

But they were also reportedly hanging out a lot backstage together, and a source tells E! News that the two are "talking" about getting back together after their tours end.

According to a second observer, "[Selena and Justin] looked genuinely comfortable together. They both looked really happy."  

We all saw this little conversation coming, since earlier this week Justin shared a throwback pic of him and his ex kissing on Instagram and captioned the thing "Feels," to which Selena replied, "Perfect."

SO. We've got Justin getting the feels over an old kissy pic of him and Selena, Selena thinks it's perfect, and then the two are hanging out together in his dressing room and talking about getting back together?

Jelena CXVII is happening, folks! 

We're pretty sure. It looks promising.

So while Selena may say that she's "so done" talking about the Biebs, she sure is giving all of us a lot to talk about, amiright?

As he purportedly woos Selena Gomez for the 95th time, Justin Bieber needs to quit playing games with Kourtney Kardashian's heart.

That's according to her sister Kim, who is far from pleased with him now, and recently gave the little pip squeak a piece of her mind ...

While Kourtney was spotted at Justin’s concert on March 23, it was Selena who got all of his attention - and has for the past few weeks.

The never-ending love cycle of Jelena has fans frothing at the mouth, as it always does when the mediocre singers wish to boost album sales.

Only this time, there's a Kardashian in the mix.

Amazingly, Kim wasn't upset about Bieber giving it to Kourtney to begin with, but is upset that he ditched her for his on-off-on-off lover.

What a world we live in today, people.

In any case, Kim pulled him aside and berated him - in a calm voice, her eyes looking through his soul, according to Hollywood Life.

SIDE NOTE: Her eyes looking through his soul? WTF!?! The most boring two humans ever are now having a deep, profound moment?

Kim told the pop singer that the thing her older sibling needs is to be involved in a love triangle right now, given all she's been through.

Then, the hilariously detailed source claims, Kim "asked Justin if he knew what the word vulnerable means," and the miscreant said no.

It gets better still:

"She told him his homework assignment was to look it up, understand the meaning, and to think of Kourt when he reads the definition."

Just. Epic.

"Kim really didn’t want to ruin Justin’s night by talking his ear off and preaching, but she doesn’t want anyone messing with her family."

Hey, you gotta drop some knowledge on a little douche sometimes. Class is in session! The esteemed Prof. Kim Kardashian presiding!

Ridiculous, anonymous gossip and quotes aside, Justin is getting back together with Selena Gomez in all likelihood. As for Kourtney?

She dodged a bullet. If the thought of Justin Bieber grinding on you has long-term appeal, you are very likely in need of help anyway.

No offense, Selena ...

It remains unclear whether or not Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will get back together.

But this much we know for certain: Bieber really likes Gomez in a bikini!

We mean this literally and we mean in this in the capital letter sense of the word... because Bieber just Liked a pretty revealing photo of his ex-girlfriend.

Last Thursday, March 24, Gomez shared a flashback image of herself sitting on a piano bench, donning nothing but a pair of colorful, striped bikini bottoms and a matching, ruffled top.

"tb to a sweet, small house in TX,” she captioned the pretty snapshot.

The photo has received over 2.4 million Likes to date, but only one of them is worthy of a headline.

Yes, Bieber Liked the sexy snapshot, just as Selena Liked the throwback photo Bieber recently posted of him and Gomez kissing back in 2011.

What is going on between these two?!?

Neither singer has commented publicly on chatter than another romantic reconciliation is in the works.

But Gomez had front row seats for one of Bieber's concerts in Los Angeles last week, while Bieber shared a picture of his bare butt on Instagram over the weekend.

Granted, that may have had nothing at all to do with Selena.

It's not exactly the first time Bieber has basically mooned his followers.

But it may also have been Justin's way of telling his former flame: hey, this can be all yours again!

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez Instagram Photos