Last week, our inside sources reported that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were back together for one night and one night only.
Sadly, their brief reunion took place in a church.
In other wods, no hanky-panky going on, which is a shame, because anyone who's heard Justin sing "I'll Make Love to You" knows he's literally irresistible.
Click that link and tell us if you're still wearing pants when he's done. You won't be.
Anyway, Jelena is still a thing of the past, and Justin is banging Hailey Baldwin and/or Kendall Jenner and/or the entire roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.
So it's unlikely that he'll be getting back with his first love any time soon, unless, of course, the other number one lady in his life has any say in the matter...
Yes, Celeb Dirty Laundry is reporting that Pattie Mallette wants Justin and Selena to get married.
Apparently, Pattie has at least two good reasons for why she'd like to see her notoriously irresponsible 21-year-old son get hitched.
One is that she thinks a monogamous marriage to squeaky-clean Selena would be good for his image. The other is that she's afraid he'll fall prey to Kris Jenner's evil plans. Seriously.
It seems Pattie is not happy about the flirtatious relationship between Justin and Kendall Jenner and she's worried about the Kards trapping Justin like they trapped Kanye.
So maybe Pattie Mallette's insane. Or maybe she's the only one who sees what's really going on.
Either way, we'd love to take bets on how long a Justin-Selena marriage would last, but it would probably be over by the time anyone heard about it.
